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Ok, it’s Friday and I’m sure you’re just itching for the weekend to get here. For me, this means not a lot of work is going to get done…so I suggest we play a game! You can play by posting a comment or by logging into Twitter and posting your answer with the #penisgame in it.
This game also makes a great bar game. It can also be called the #pussygame, but I prefer penises so we’re sticking with that phrase. Plus, the more you drink with your friends, the funnier the titles get.
Here’s how to play the penis game:
1. Pick a famous (or infamous) movie title.
2. Change one word in that title to “penis”
That’s it! You have played the penis game.
Examples of acceptable penis game titles:
“A River Runs Through It” becomes “A Penis Runs Through It”
“Interview with a Vampire” becomes “Interview with a Penis”
“A League of Their Own” becomes “A Penis of Their Own”
Do you think you have a good one? Post it below or tweet it to me on Twitter!
(p.s. If we get enough people to play, we could trend #penisgame – and wouldn’t that be fun?!)
posted by Allison
Guys are competitive – especially when it comes to the gym. If you’ve ever been to one then you know what I’m talking about. Trying to see who can bench press the most, who can do the most push-ups – it’s all about friendly competition. And it doesn’t stop there — guys are also genetically coded to argue over who has the biggest package. Sure, some of us are growers and not showers, but what guy wouldn’t want to have a bigger penis? If you want to get bigger muscles, you have to lift weights, right? And how about making the Love Muscle bigger? Some people are calling him crazy, but I say that this guy was onto something. Unfortunately, sticking your penis through the hole of a weight plate might not be the best way to do it, but I think he’s got the spirit. Wouldn’t it be great if you could lift a hundred pounds with your penis? One-handed push-ups are a great display of upper body strength, but what about no-handed push-ups? How much weight could the penis support, and what is the best way to train the Love Muscle? Scientists of the world, we demand answers!
posted by Dick Dangle
I’ve never been good at naming things, even though I like to give things their own personality. For instance, my cars are always called “Baby” and my breasts are called “The Girls.” But I know a lot of my friends actually name their body parts, their plants, their cars…you know, with real names. The one thing I’ve never even been able to name, or refer to other than using the words cock, penis or dick, is well, a cock, penis or dick. So I asked my Twitter followers to give me their favorite names for their cock (penis or dick) 
posted by Allison
Don’t get too excited, it isn’t human.
Best quote in the story:
Long, of Museum Victoria, says “when we announced we’d found some structures in the pelvic fin that suggested copulation, we hadn’t found the business end of how they were doing it.”
or maybe this:
“Now we’ve actually found it, a specimen with an undoubted clasper with a knobbly end.”
no wait; this:
“We were surprised because it’s so big,” she says. “We were expecting something smaller.”
Read about it at ABC News of Australia.
posted by Allison
In response to Allison’s post about her fleshy notepad, I have my own hand artwork.
It's a penis, on my hand. I drew it.
Ha, take that!
Have a happy Independence Weekend everyone!
posted by Lilith
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