Adam & Eve's Broken Headboards

This week’s sex position is a variation of the classic “Cowgirl/boy” position.  In this variation, the phallused partner must be both flexible and strong. 

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Having sex in front of a mirror can be very erotic, allowing both partners to see things they normally could not.  This position is very simple.  The partner with the willing orifice stands facing the mirror.  The phallused penetrates the orifice from behind and thrusts until both partners are satisfied.  Enjoy the view!

Mirror Image

Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis? No problem. That’s what strap-ons are for.

Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice? Lube it up!

Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases? Wrap it up!

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This week’s sex position was inspired by The 8th Day.  A phallus free version of this position is preformed by Bree Olson, Tori Black and Poppy Morgan.

Bridge the Gap

In order for this position to be a success, the partner with the willing orifice needs to have a flexible back and relatively strong appendages.  They should assume a standard backbend position.  One phallused partner penetrates the mouth while the other enters an orifice in the nether region.  Thrusting should be kept to a minimum in order to avoid back injuries.

Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis? No problem. That’s what strap-ons are for.

Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice? Lube it up!

Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases? Wrap it up!

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This week’s sex position is ideal for those times when you absolutely must have sex right now.

This position is super easy.  If both partners are wearing easily accessible clothing, it can be entered into and exited from in a matter of seconds.  The partner with the ready and willing orifice stands with their back to the phallus.  The phallused partner penetrates the orifice from behind in a standing position and thrusts until climax in achieved.  Easy as pie.

Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis? No problem. That’s what strap-ons are for.

Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice? Lube it up!

Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases? Wrap it up!

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This week I present you with a very advanced sex position: Scale the Crevasse.

First, you need to find a crevasse.  In order to find a natural crevasse, you will probably have to do a bit of mountain climbing.  If you’re not up for an outdoor adventure, you can substitute a hallway for a real crevasse.  First, the partner whose orifice is well lubricated and willing scales the crevasse a bit (pictured above in red).  They need to assume a position where they are stable, well supported and with orifice easily accessible.  Next the phallused partner scales the crevasse until they are just below the partner and orifice is aligned with phallus (pictured above in blue).  The phallus penetrates the orifice and intercourse continues until orgasm is achieved or one or both partners looses grip and falls.  You might want to install a safety net just in case.  Safety first!

Want to be the phallused partner but don’t have a penis?  No problem.  That’s what strap-ons are for.

Having trouble achieving an adequate level of lubrication in your willing orifice?  Lube it up!

Not interested in procreating or contracting embarrassing diseases?  Wrap it up!

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