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Do you have one of those fantastic “Ohmibod” vibrators that pulsates in time to the music you’re listening to? If you don’t, I highly recommend them since they’re absolutely awesome! Paired with a good clit vibe, I challenge any lady to last longer than one song…but if you can burn through an entire album while you masturbate, you might want a heavy beat playlist to listen to in order to maximize your alone time fun!

Simply purchase the following songs from your favorite online mp3 site and you can play them in this order or shuffle your mix. It doesn’t really seem to matter. Plug your music player and headphones into the Ohmibod vibrator controller and turn it all on. You’ll start to feel the vibrator pulsate to the beat! The vibration strength is controllable, but at the halfway setting, it’s more powerful than any rabbit vibrator I’ve ever used!

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Here’s my suggestion (tried & tested!) for a great rap/hip-hop/R&B playlist that’ll get you off:

My Chick Bad (feat Nicki Minaj) – Ludacris

Hey Ho (feat. Lil Kim & Lil Fate) – Ludacris

Run This Town (feat Rihanna & Kanye West) – Jay Z

On to the Next One (feat Swizz Beats) – Jay Z

Gettin’ Over You (feat Chris Willis, Fergie and LMFAO) – David Guetta

Dinosaur – Ke$ha

Sexy Bitch (feat. Akon) – David Guetta

Off That (feat Drake) – Jay Z

Hello Good Morning - Diddy

Ride (feat Ludacris) – Ciara

Let me know if you made it through the whole list!!

Tags: Ciara, Clit Vibes, David Guetta, Diddy, Jay Z, Ke$ha, Ludacris, Masturbation, music, Ohmibod, Playlist, Sex Toys, Vibrators
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It seems that everyone is counting calories and watching their weight nowadays. The Biggest Loser is a huge (pun intended) show that spawned all sorts of DVDs, exercise equipment, meal plans and books…but did you know simply burning more calories than you take in is the simplest way to lose weight?

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It just comes down to exercise. And what’s a more fun exercise than SEX!? Well, here’s a breakdown of just a few things you can do to burn some calories & have some fun:

• Tickling (the tickler, not the ticklee) 17 Cal/hr
• Licking 28 Cal/hr
• Moaning 5 Cal/moan
• Clitoral Orgasm 52 Cal/hr
• Vaginal Orgasm 57 Cal/hr
• Screaming 24 Cal/hr
• Using a vibrator 18 Cal/hr
• Orgasm with a vibrator 75 Cal/hr

Now all you have to do is build up your stamina to last an entire hour! That just means practice, practice, practice! (and maybe a new sex toy)

Tags: Bree Exposed, Bree Olsen, Bree Olson, Masturbation, Sex, Sex Toys, Tommy Gunn
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It’s Valentine’s Day weekend, and that means all the single people are stuck listening to sappy, romantic song requests on the radio and watching too adorable couples out at restaurants fawning all over each other. Mostly, I try to avoid this weekend. I try to pretend it doesn’t exist, this Sunday is no different than any other Sunday in the year. Except that this Sunday I might get totally wasted in order to forget that it happened. And eat an entire box of chocolates myself.

***No one here or anyone affiliated with Adam & Eve encourages you to solve your problems by abusing controlled substances. If you have serious problems, you should talk to someone. I am only speaking for myself. Got it?

Tags: Masturbation, Rabbits, Sex Toys, Valentine's Day, Vibrators
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Let’s have a Global Orgasm for Peace!

It’s International Orgasm Day!  It’s also Winter Solstice!  YAY!  Celebrations are in order!  What better way is there to celebrate than to have a great orgasm?

Tags: Masturbation, Orgasm, Sex Toys, World Masturbation Day
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