Alternative use #1 for a Cock Ring:

Cock rings don’t have to only hug your man’s business, cock rings make great ponytail holders too! I mean the basic stretchy cock ring,  not the complex tickling type of cock ring … They are very malleable to any thickness of hair and will STAY PUT! Much better in a pinch than a basic rubber band, which is thin and can get tangled and stuck in your hair! A cock ring has a nice thickness to it to really grab hold. But watch out when removing because the tackiness of the stretchy cock ring may take some hair with it if you yank it out too quickly. Simply grab the base of your ponytail and slowly remove the ring with the other hand! And boom! Back into it’s original donut shape.

For this demonstration, I used the basic Ringo’s Cock Ring, which costs a mere $2.95! Order a few for your man and you keep one too, and then while you’re getting down with his apparatus, you can have your hair out of your face!

I wrote a little diddy, it goes like this (you can make up your own tune):

Keep your hair in place with a cock ring!

“When your hair is in your face,

and you’re feeling out of place,

Grab a Cock Ring

Grab a Cock Ring!

When you don’t know what to do,

Cause your hair is bothering you,

Grab a Cock Ring

Grab a Cock Ring!

If you’re hair is in your way,

Don’t worry, it’s ok,

Use a Cock Ring

Use a Cock Ring!”

Ok, it’s Friday and I’m sure you’re just itching for the weekend to get here. For me, this means not a lot of work is going to get done…so I suggest we play a game! You can play by posting a comment or by logging into Twitter and posting your answer with the #penisgame in it.

This game also makes a great bar game. It can also be called the #pussygame, but I prefer penises so we’re sticking with that phrase. Plus, the more you drink with your friends, the funnier the titles get.

Here’s how to play the penis game:

1. Pick a famous (or infamous) movie title.
2. Change one word in that title to “penis”

That’s it! You have played the penis game.

Examples of acceptable penis game titles:

“A River Runs Through It” becomes “A Penis Runs Through It”

“Interview with a Vampire” becomes “Interview with a Penis”

“A League of Their Own” becomes “A Penis of Their Own”

Do you think you have a good one? Post it below or tweet it to me on Twitter!

(p.s. If we get enough people to play, we could trend #penisgame – and wouldn’t that be fun?!)

WEBSITE VISITORS INVITED TO VOTE ONCE A DAY UNTIL OCT 26TH.

Hillsborough, NC – Adam & Eve is pleased to announce its 2nd Annual “Sex Toy Halloween Costume Contest.”  Employees at Adam & Eve have dressed their favorite sex toys up for Halloween once again; and the creativity abounds again this year!  Voting is open to any visitors of the website at www.AdamEve.com/Halloween and is highly encouraged. There are 23 choices this year to choose a favorite from.

“We are excited to continue this annual contest and we have great entries again this year. It’s amazing how people can transform a sex toy with a little paint, glue, and imagination. Adam & Eve employees have really embraced this fun activity!” says Lauren Polinsky of Internet Marketing, a member of the Social Marketing Group. “This will hopefully serve as a fun method for employees and customers to interact every year!”

This exciting contest is one of several Social Marketing campaigns Adam & Eve has done in the past year, and hopes to continue annual events such as this contest and further explorations of internet projects.  Customers can vote now through October 26th, with 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place winners announced by Halloween.

The toys are open to the public for viewing and voting at www.AdamEve.com/Halloween.

For more details on the Halloween contest, contact Internet Marketing’s Lauren Polinsky at 919-644-8100 x3485 or lpolinsky@pheinc.com. For more information on Adam & Eve, contact PR Associate Leslie Limerick at 919-644-8100 x3691 or leslie@adameve.com.

Do you like sex toys? Do you want free sex toys? Enter the contest over at AdamEve.com and you could win over $350 worth of our most popular sex toys and DVDs!

The contest is pretty simple – just correctly identify all the items in “our nightstand” and you can win! All the official rules are on the website, but there’s some pretty neat stuff included in the bundle.Visit AdamEve.com and you can see the full size image and get the list of all the possible items. Just search the site and email nightstand@adameve.com to win!

Nightstand Full of Sex Toys

Contest ends 9/20/09 at 11:59pm EST. No purchase necessary. One winner will be randomly chosen.

Las Vegas Sign courtesy of International Circuit

Can I coin the word “sexcation” now? Cause that’s what I’m talking about…

I’m about to embark on a fun, exciting, overdue vacation to no other than Sin City itself, Las Vegas. I’m sure I’m not the only one to head west with naughty intentions, but my reasons for going to Las Vegas are quite scandalous. Well, not for some, but for me. You see, before I worked at Adam & Eve I led a very straight & narrow kind of life. Sex was meant for the bed, between two people, and the lights should be dimmed, if not off entirely. Now that I’ve gotten a few years in here, I’ve noticed that my preconceptions about sex and sexuality were completely wrong. You see, sex can be anywhere private, as it’s still illegal to have sex in public, at any time with any number of people you feel comfortable with. And you know what else I’ve learned, I’m sexy.

And that’s not meant in the vain way. Along with my misconceptions about sex I also lacked any self confidence. I suppose I’m making up for that now, but whatever, it’s overdue. I think each and every person out there has something uniquely awesome about him/herself and everybody should embrace what makes them special.

My awesomeness happens to be having and talking about sex. And when it comes to sex and sex toys and adult movies, I’ll let you know what works for me, as long as you all let me know what works for you. I think if we all work together we can all build a better sex life for America. (I know, cheezy, but get used to it, I’m kind of a deep down romantic) At any time you want to let us know about our sex toys, you can either leave a review on our website or you can hit up our Facebook page and leave us a note on our wall. I really do read them all. Right now I’ve got 173 emails from you all to read. But I’ll get to them, I swear.

But back to the reason for the blog post, I’m going to Las Vegas next weekend. And I still need to pack. So far this is what I’ve got:

• this cock ring
• this sex lube
• this clit vibrator
• this school girl outfit
• these condoms

Am I missing anything?

There will definitely be stories for you all when I get back, like for instance, I’m sure getting through security with my bag of sex goodness is going to raise some eyebrows. I’ll do my best to run into celebrities while I’m there and take pictures. Who knows, I might even be able to Twitter while I’m there. But I’m not promising any good details from the actual trip. Those are mine, because remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

I’ve noticed a (small, minor, not-really-there) theme this week – people are taking their HNT shots in the bathroom at work! How delightfully kinky…I encourage all the readers to upload an HNT from their office bathroom. Whether it be feet, legs, boobs, ass, thighs…whatever, as long as we can recognize you’re in the John (at work).

Courtesy of Getty Images

She was 34-24-35 and naked. Nice.

The Importance of a Good Bra – as told by Dangerous Lily

Did the Giants win? Ah, who the hell cares when we’ve got boobs!

A little ass in the bathroom? Yes please.

Someone’s coworker’s cleavage.

An All-American Pinup Girl

Keeping it Simple, Stupid. A sexy neck compliments a nice rack.

And as always, here are the “rules” for HNT and if you want to be included, leave your blog URL in the comments or Tweet about it using the keywords “HNT” – See You Next Thursday!

I call this, “The Twitter Edition” – these are some of my faves, but by far not all of the ones available! Which one is your fav?

@naughtyeliot Special HNT is now live: http://naughtyeliot.blogspot.com/

@DaringDame Happy HNT All!…my first HNT up at http://darasdesires.blogspot.com/

@HotJane Happy #HNT my friends! http://yfrog.com/0t4xwj

@Samtagious NEW: HNT –Piggies! (http://cli.gs/sAZy3)

@Coy_Pink My evil HNT is up: http://www.coypink.com/

@Weebeasty Chubby knees HNT sneak peek.goin to bed. http://www.flickr.com/photos/disgruntledjoey1977/3680499899/ More random pics later.

@amok_ http://twitpic.com/90zpb – a very scandalous (and slightly hobbity) HNT

@sroxy My HNT is up, luvvies: http://bit.ly/IeYJF

@sleepingdreamer http://bit.ly/LDiz6 Happy HNT! I’m up!

@CurvaceousDee Time for another parasol HNT – and boy, do I wish it were warmer right now! Missing HNT http://tinyurl.com/m9cv6u

@MissKissThis HNT is up! http://bit.ly/47Pazy

@badbadgirlx Ok I looked at it, and I just had to take out the words… same pictures… hnt. http://tinyurl.com/n9tx5c

@thursdays_child New blog post: I Really Need This Job HNT http://bit.ly/3lmmqG

You want to be a part of the HNT next week? Make sure to leave a comment below where we can find your blog or DM @adamandeve on Twitter and let her know!

Everyone needs an alias.  If you need help creating yours, use this handy chart.  Just mix and match the words below until you get something that expresses your alter ego.  Have fun!

Wisdom, courtesy of my desk calendar

Need condoms?  Here ya go!