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Eric John‘s Rules for Effectively Staying Up All Night Working -
(developed at MIT & refined further through years of experience)
(1) It is always the day you STARTED staying up until you sleep.
(2) Avoid all acknowledgment of next day – such as “good morning” etc. Fuck that. It is still yesterday.
(3) Drink coffee until you know you can finish – then drink wine. Continue drinking even in morning.
(4) You can always push yourself far further than you think. Don’t be a pussy. Finish.
(5) When you finish, stay up a while more just for the fuck of it. Keep drinking & listening to music.
Do this because you can. And because you are not a pussy. 
Lastly (if possible) masturbate to @GiaJordan the hottest ex-pornster-current-hot-photographer ever. That will help you wind down.
Good morning, you sleeping fuckers. HA!
Not Seinfeld XXX
posted by Allison
I’m in the process of writing and creating the best spoof music video of all time. Well, maybe not all time, but it’s gonna be close! And I was doing some research for other music videos, you know, to get a basic idea of the competition out there, and found that they all lack. Ours will pick up the pieces where these left off. We’ll have ladies and rappers and pimp cups galore! Until then, sit back, and watch famous “musicians” copy other “musicians.” I mean, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?
Travis covers “Baby One More Time” – by far the best version of this song, ever.
Chris Daughtry (w00t NC!) covers “Poker Face”
posted by Allison
I got lost in the whirlwind of celebrity deaths last week, that I totally overlooked John Joseph Houghtaling, the inventor of the Magic Fingers Massaging Bed, died on 6/20/09 due to complications of a recent fall, according to the NYT Obit.
I never got to use a Vibrating Bed, but for 25 cents, it definitely beats the flying spaceship at the local WalMart.
John Joseph Houghtaling
Image courtesy of NYT.com
Trying to make your own Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed? Remember, it’s more about the power of the vibrator, then the bed!
posted by Allison
First off, a dong is very similar to a dildo, so it can be very hard to tell the difference between a dildo and a dong. Don’t worry though, most people use the words interchangeably. Dildos can be pretty and colorful, generally dongs are out there to remind you of what you aren’t getting in real life.
And for the purposes of this list, double dongs don’t count!
10. So Real Cock – 8″ long, 2″ wide
9. Pleasure Skin Realistic – 8″ long, 2″ wide
8. Cyberskin Dream Cock – 8″ long, 2″ wide
7. Marco Banderas’ Uncut Cock – 8″ long, 2″ wide
6. Lifelikes Dildo – 9″ long, 1.5″ wide
5. Red Big Boy w/Balls – 9″ long, 2″ wide
4. Mr. Marcus’s Realistic – 9″ long, 2″ wide
3. Tommy Gunn’s Cyberskin Cock – 9″ long, 2″ wide
2. Blackballed Dildo – 11″ long and 3″ wide
1. John Holmes’ Cock – 12″ long, 2.5″ wide!
posted by Allison
Flower Tucci's Squirting Pussy
Adam & Eve has just started carrying Flower Tucci’s Realistic Squirting Pussy. This sex toy looks amazing. I’ve never heard of a squirting masturbator, and I didn’t know Flower Tucci was a squirter! I saw her in Kayden’s Krossfire, but I just don’t remember her squirting in that. Hm, maybe I need to rewatch it.
Flower Tucci - Porn Star
Check out the Adam & Eve website for the full details on the product. I can’t get over how realistically awesome this masturbator looks. Make sure to click on the images to see them close up.
Flower Tucci's Squirting Pussy
Flower Tucci Squirt Juice
posted by Allison
What REALLY Happened on Bubba the Love Sponge Show
We had a chance to get in touch with super-awesome, mega-cute porn star Bree Olson and ask her what really happened at the Bubba the Love Sponge taping. This is what she said:
posted by Allison
There is a small, tiny piece of me that thinks Stephen Colbert is sexy. It’s something about the fact that he plays this uptight character all the time when he is in public that it makes me believe he has to be something of a freak in the bedroom. I’m sure everyone has their secret, off-the-wall celebrity crushes. I mean there’s got to be a reason the world thinks Ashton Kutcher is beautiful. He totally reminds me of this kid who used to eat dirt on the playground in elementary school.
Well, while I was doing my “celebrity sex” search I ran across this mixup video of Stephen Colbert on YouTube. Enjoy.
posted by Allison
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