Adam & Eve Pictures brings us the hottest XXX blockbuster this season. The mainstream A Team movie was hot, but let me tell you Adam & Eve’s XXX version is much hotter! Just check out the images below.

If you need some more information about why this is probably the biggest XXX movie of the summer, read about it from an earlier post. There are some hot girls like – Bree Olson, MacKenzie Lee, Chastity Lynn, Luscious Lopez and Sophie Dee! And the guys are on point with their acting! This is just a fantastic movie. You really need to own it

And don’t forget to pre-order it now! You’ll want to make sure you get your copy when it’s available in August!

It’s true. I got to listening to Jamie Foxx’s “Blame It” and I really thought it was about anal sex the first time I heard it. So I wrote a song. And I wanted to get some of the other employees here to make a video for it, and it would have been awesome. Pimps. Hoes. A conference room with a big ass party. Chalices full of crunk juice. Phil Harvey would have been a baller. It would have been awesome.

Anyway there was something about funding so it never happened, but I did write the song “Blame It on the Anal Sex.” I hope I did Jamie Foxx & Lil Wayne proud. (and Weird Al Yankovic, if he were pervy

Blame It On the Anal Sex (In the Style of, Blame It On the Alcohol by Jamie Foxx)

Want in her caboose? Need to get her loose.
Want it in her bum? Need to give her some.
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.

She said she usually don’t, but I need to make her want
To put my dick inside her but she ain’t having none of this jeezy
I ain’t saying what you wanna do, but you know we probably gonna do
What you’ve been feelin deep insi-i-i-de, girl let me in now
Girl what you thinking, go on let it sink in
Just for my birthday, thinking, we can see how it goes baby, just this one time
Need it in your butt baby I adore it
Lickin on your front (front), feelin on your butt – what?
you gonna let me in now?
I was unaware how fine you was til I was in your behind (your behind)

Want in her caboose? Need her feeling loose.
Want it in her bum? Need to give her some.
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.
Lovin on her can, man, want it in her booty
Blame it on a skin flick, a sexy porno movie
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.

Ohh see, she spread her legs for me
And now I’m knowin she ready,
She put her body on me and I’m gonna stick it right between her cheeks
Girl you know what I’m gonna do
Slowly I’m gonna enter you
Feel me stretch your ass from behi-i-i-nd when I get insi-i-i-de.
Girl what you thinking? Go on let it sink in
Just for my birthday, thinking, we can see how it goes baby just this one time
Need it in your butt baby I adore it
Lickin on your front (front), feeling on your butt – what?
You gonna let me in now? I was unaware how fine you was til I was in your behind (your behind)

Want in her caboose? Need her feeling loose.
Want it in her bum? Need to give her some.
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.
Lovin on her can, man, want it in her booty
Blame it on a skin flick, sexy porno movie
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.

Eh, No Pain!
Girl you know it feels good
Wanna take a look?
Just a little more, you open up like a book
I ain’t tripping (cause I’mma read ya)
Shawty I ain’t trippin (I just wanna please ya)
You never want me to go
Up into your poo hole
It’s going down we can both just let ourselves go
You know what I mean
I was in her trunk, thought it all was a dream
Til I heard her say aye, aye aye
Now she got her hands on her ass, spread cheeks all way out wide (all way out wide)
All way out wide (all way out wide)
She look me dead in the eye, eye eye
So I went on movin, in and out I sped up my grooving
Had her comin like her boyfriend never coulda
Want in her caboose? Need her feeling loose.
Want it in her bum? Need to give her some.

Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.
Lovin on her can, man, want it in her booty
Blame it on a skin flick, sexy porno movie
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.

Now to the ballas wantin booty like a lady in a movie,
Screamin pussy ain’t the thing and if you wanna get down in her thighs,
Ya’ll better get wise.
And to my independent ladies who never touched their anus,
don’t knock it til you tried it cause you know you might like it
I don’t lie (lie), anal sex feels nice (nice)

Want in her caboose? Need her feeling loose.
Want it in her bum? Need to give her some.
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.
Lovin on her can, man, want it in her booty
Blame it on a skin flick, sexy porno movie
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.

Suhweet. More delicious hot goodness.

Adam & Eve, the nation’s number one source for all things erotic, is pleased to announce it has signed adult industry phenomenon Bree Olson to another year as an exclusive contract star!

“We are so excited to have Bree back for another year,” says Meredith Christopher, head of production for Adam & Eve. “She has been such a huge part of Adam & Eve in the two years she’s been with us her energy and ambition have not gone unnoticed!”

Fans of Bree;s would have to agree. Winning nearly every award she¹s been nominated for, including AVN 2008 “Best New Starlet” and 2009′s “Twisty’s Treat of the Year,” the 22-year-old native of Indiana has taken both the adult and mainstream industries by storm. She’s appeared on everything from Spike TV’s “Guys Choice Awards” to “Insomniac” with Dave Attell, and shows no sign of slowing down.

Bree’s contract means she will shoot 12 movies for Adam & Eve, as well as appear at events, promotions and trade show on Adam & Eve’s behalf. In fact, Bree’s next big appearance is scheduled for the weekend of September 25th at the New Jersey Exxxotica Show.

“I’m really happy to be with Adam & Eve for another year,” Bree says. “I love the travel, the fans and of course all the sex I get to have! This year I also plan to have more input into the movies I do.”

Look for Bree in the Adam & Eve blockbuster “The 8th Day,” available now at AdamandEve.com, and the upcoming titles “Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds” and “Bree’s Beach Party 2.”

For more information on Bree Olson or Adam & Eve, please contact Adam & Eve Director of Public Relations Katy Zvolerin at 919.644.8100 x 3121 or katy@adameve.com.

Bree's Beach Party DVD

The 8^th Day – A Review by Lilith and Allison pt 1

It’s always awkward to watch porn with a friend, especially your heterosexual coworker, but whatever, college frat boys can do it, so Lilith & I can do it too. I’d noticed that there was a big lack of explanation about this movie, so I thought it’d be best to get someone to watch the thing and explain to you guys why, in fact, this is the most awesome Adam & Eve Pictures DVD this year. (Also, it’s gonna be available on Blu Ray in September, so watch out for that)

Anyway, this movie turned out to be a lot better than I had expectations for. There’s all kinds of kinky sex, hot sex, interracial sex, boring sex, group sex, and non-sex. There’s a really decent story line, believable and kept me intrigued. Over and over again, Lilith & I talked about the high quality of the feature and it’s actors. I almost want to say this was a spoof of the Sci-Fi genre entirely, but I don’t watch a lot of Sci-Fi stuff, except shows like Fringe and Eureka, so I might not be the best person to tell you that this is a good spoof. I’ll let Lilith explain that.

Now, I bring you, the conversation that Lilith and I had during the watching of The 8th Day:

L: What a fancy root menu.

A: I like how in movies people frozen in a cryogenic state come out looking beautiful. Shouldn’t her pubic hair be really long?

A: Perfect brain & muscle functioning too.

L: Kayden Kross has very nice fake boobs.

A: Nice, what’s the first thing you’d do after being in suspended animation for years…let’s do it!

A: Three men locked in a room to watch over her. I bet they were having gay orgies all these years.

L: In the future men wear plastic loincloths, that’s fantastic.

A: Kayden does have a really nice body.

L: Tommy Gunn stop playing with your meat so we can see it.

A: I think he’s uncut. Isn’t it?

A: Was that a real orgasm?

L: You think if she was faking it she’d make a more pleasant face.

A: I really like Tommy Gunn. He knows what he’s doing.

A: How do you think this would be if they all used condoms?

L: I’d be okay with it. I figure once everyone started using condoms we’d all get used to it.

L: I’m glad Kayden’s not overly fake. I hate it when the girls make “o” noises when they’re sucking some dude’s dick. You know they aren’t enjoying it that much.

A & L: Ew…what was that? Why is he vomiting from the mouth?

L: I think that would have been best left for after the sex scene.

A: I really want him to come.

L: Wrap it up B.

A: I think there should be some gay sex in this too. That’d be awesome.

L: Like Brave New World – everyone’s having sex with everyone.

L: I think I get what’s happening. She’s really having sex with some gross thing but we’re seeing her euphoric interpretation of that.

A: Ah, you’re good at this Sci-Fi thing.

A: Are they all dead?

L: Or they fought themselves into submission.

A: Why didn’t they give her pants to wear in the future?

A: Oh, no, we’re watching her pee. Was that necessary?

L: I don’t know why that was essential to the storyline.

A: I don’t know why she had to wipe with her hand. Drip dry!

L: Ooh, look at the CG grass and the skeleton.

A: Well, I figured the skeleton wasn’t real, but the grass looks pretty good.

A: This looks like a Myst scene.

L: I think those S&M people are gonna have sex and Kayden’s gonna watch.

A: She’s a Mistress? What Mistress goes down on her slave boy first?

L: No, slave boy does the work first. If he does it well, he gets rewarded.

A: I think the movie is better generally without the sex. Then again, I’m not really paying attention, are you?

L: No.

L:  The kinky people have been doing this forever, and where’s the Asian slave girl?

A: She’s like that third guy in the icky alien scene from earlier.

A: I think the dick bounce is the most amazing thing guys can do. Gives me penis envy.

A: I’m getting a little nervous with all of the noises. Run away, Kayden, run away!

L: That’s an efficient way to tell time.

A: Tyler Knight looks good with a mohawk

L: I like dreads on guys.

A: Oh look, it’s the “o” noises.

L: Most porn star sex is like “you’re paying me money so I’m gonna stick my penis in here” but occasionally you see it when the actors really are into what they’re doing. That’s always hot.

A: Pick an end Tyler, pick an end.

L: I think we’re about to see the lesbian three way in the desert.

A: I count two.

L: No it’s with Bree Olson and the Cat Chicks.

A: Oh, the backbend scene from the cover of the DVD?

L: Yeah.

A: What’s with the cat noises?

L: Why are they wearing shoes?

A: I told you people are naked in the future except for shoes.

A: Oh OH – Look! Two mouths, one pussy.

L: Lesbian porn bores the shit out of me. Most of it is two girls, one gets off and switch. And some of them don’t even fake it well.

A: Bree’ll get off. She always gets off.

A: I don’t even know who these girls are.

L: That’s Tori Black, but I don’t know the upside down girl is.

A: Are we supposed to believe the body paint is body paint or if it’s embedded into their skin?

L: I don’t know. But Kayden’s liking it.

L: This is what they’d say if they were speaking English….”My vagina!”

A: Or – “Get off that, I wanna suck the pussy!”

L: Here’s the wood dildo. I wish we carried these on the site.

A: I think they were going to, but they were worried our customers would fear the splinters.

L: I can’t believe it’s been 2 hours already.

A: Really?

A: Aww, we gotta change discs?

INTERMISSION

The 8th Day XXX DVD

Don’t worry! Lilith will be posting part 2 of our review shortly.

Sorry, this came so late, butt here you go…something to make your Monday that much better!

Samwell – What What (In the Butt)

After the good feedback that I got from the last time I posted about some porn I watched, I thought I’d try out this new title on AdamEve.com – Bree Exposed. And for awhile it’s $5 off at the site.

Bree Exposed

Already, I like the music. It reminds me of an old Lifetime Movie montage of music. And actually, I’m really excited to see Bree on film. I’ve never seen her fuck before, but I hear it’s pretty good.

Lots of lady exposure so we can all see the hot ladies and learn their names.

Scene 1: Bree Olson & Anthony Rosano on a white couch. I think hes gonna watch for a bit as she gets herself off. I’m okay with that. Here we go Bree!

• Damn her breasts are huge. I’d love to have tits like that.
• Why can I only hear music? Oh, here come the moans. Yeah, get your hand up in that pussy man.
• Oh this guy is hot. Good chest, interesting bling, and a huge fucking dick. Nice choice Bree.
• Titty fucking is an interesting subject. I mean mine aren’t big enough so it’s almost damn painful to squish them together to get enough around a cock and well, really is it that much fun?
• Straight into doggy style. It’s so amazingly hot to watch Bree fuck him doggy style. Yeah, she fucks him.
• People talk about how Bree puts on a “childlike voice” when she talks in bed, but honestly, so far it just sounds like her normal voice, but maybe a little higher in pitch. I think it’s kinda hot actually.
• Lots of foot fetishness going on in this scene. I need a pedicure.
• Damn her tits are awesome. They just keep bouncing nicely no matter what angle she’s in.
• I wonder who gets to clean up the white couch they’re fucking on.
• This is great, Bree’s teaching me so much to say while in bed. “Fuck that pussy properly,” that’s a good one.
• Ok, now this is getting comical. His face, her screams – just a little too much folks. I don’t believe Reverse Cowgirl is THAT good.
• Get this man a towel, he’s sweating everywhere.
• And then he comes all over her feet & she sucks it off. Nice.

Scene 2 – Hot brunette, Missy Stone does a nice strip tease before she joins Mick Blue so he can fuck her silly on that red couch.

• I’m amazed she can take so much of that thick cock in her mouth.
• Ooh, one of my favorite positions – on top, on his lap, facing him, using the back of the couch as leverage.
• I’m pretty sure I can see how tight she is by the way she’s riding him on the couch. I’m also pretty sure that whole body clench thing was a real orgasm.
• Ooh, Mick’s uncircumcised. But she’s still bald.
• Damn she’s juicy, I’ll forgive her most everything else cause she’s absolutely soaking wet.
• Mm, fuck…he’s got her leg all hiked up way out of the way so we can see, but I’m thinking that feels pretty damn good too.
• I think maybe she’s a squirter. There’s no way she can still be this wet, right?
• And wow, this makes me possibly want to try anal sex. She obviously doesn’t look like a pro at it, and I can’t help but think that she really is enjoying this. Maybe I’ll start with something smaller than this guy’s dick.
• I really want to see her get DP’d.
• He has now successfully fucked every one of her holes. And I think he’s going back for seconds!
• Oh this girl is a pretzel, she’s contorted herself into…whoa, 3^rd orgasm people.

Scene 3 – Ava Rose, god I love her curvy hips, waits for Charlie Lane to fuck her right with a dildo.

• It’s not really necessary for porn stars to wear bras I guess. I’m not sure why they wear underwear either.
• What’s with the pubic soul patch?
• Quickest orgasm I’ve seen…Ava must know what she’s doing.
• Charlie doesn’t seem as good at pleasing her lady like Ava was. Not sure if either is really bi, but Ava plays the part better.
• I want a glass dildo like that.
• Charlie is bent over in what appears to be the most uncomfortable position ever. And she’s been holding it for awhile now, so I can only imagine how badly her back and legs hurt.
• That’s it, swirl the dildo around her pussy nice and slow. Tease it all over.
• At least Ava chose a more appropriate position – one leg over the arm chair.
• How come the girls keep sharing the chair? Is that all we could afford. Oh, well that’s interesting, Charlie just shoved the vibe up Ava’s ass.
• Oh wait, no. It’s just up her pussy.
• I really don’t think this Charlie girl knows how to operate a vibrator correctly.
• Watching Ava fuck Charlie with this glass dildo the second time around is sooo much hotter than it was the first time. I’m pretty sure that Charlie really came.
• Ahaha! I do know that dildo. It’s either this or that!

Scene 4 – Bree Olson rides again. This time with Tommy Gunn. Mm…Tommy Gunn.

• I’ve never noticed until now, but Bree’s got a pretty big, plump ass too.
• And her pussy is rather plump too.
• And she’s an expert cock sucker.
• I love that Tommy knows how to use props.  Way to improvise with your belt.
• Bree’s moaning and talking is really getting me hot. Or maybe it’s Tommy fucking her with that massive huge cock. I’m not sure, but this is really hitting the spot.
• “Oh my fucking shit” – this is my new favorite quote.
• I really think Bree’s having trouble keeping up with Tommy. Like, he actually has too much dick for her to handle.
• Tommy still has his sunglasses on. I guess his future’s so bright, he’s gotta wear shades.
• Holy shit, I have no more words. This is the hottest fucking I have seen on DVD.

Scene 5 – Jenny Hendrix finishes things up with Danny Mountain – in bed.

• I’m being distracted by Jenny’s lipstick. It’s now all over the place and the scene just started.
• I think he’s trying to fist her, I can’t tell how many fingers he’s got inside her now.
• More foot loving fun. I love that he just kissed up her leg like that. Mental note, I want more of that in the bedroom.
• Ok, good. Let’s see his cock and what he’s working with. Oh nice. Bouncy.
• Now, I don’t have a penis, but Jenny looks like an expert dick sucker…and Danny agrees.
• I see why Reverse Cowgirl is great for the camera. Watching his whole cock fill her pussy is truly a turn on.  I’m not actually sure how she’s able to take all of him.
• I think her hair is fake.
• Holy shit. He’s got his hand tight on her clit while he fucks her pussy hard. Oh that is absolutely fucking hot.
• How does one practice the cowgirl style if she doesn’t have a phallused partner?
• There is a lot of excellent fucking going on right now. I just have nothing to say, cause I’m so turned on right now.

Image Courtesy of AdamEve.com

For the month of May (Happy Masturbation Month!, by the way) these are our top 10 selling anal sex toys. Just in case you need something to shove up your ass. But don’t forget the lube!

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Playing around with Google Trends, apparently Anal Sex is more searched for than Oral Sex…(the blue line is anal, the red is oral)

Hm, I don’t know what I think about that. I really like oral sex… so please, support oral sex by performing a search on Google today.

However, that fun lead me to a very disturbing article linking cancer and oral sex. We encourage everyone to practice safe sex – be it anal, vaginal or oral – and remember, safe sex requires you to use a condom.

April 1, 2009 – Adam & Eve (www.adamandeve.com/news), gets in the April Fool’s Day spirit by releasing top-secret and highly classified information regarding their latest invention, and what they call, “The Ultimate Sex Toy.”

Over the last year, Adam & Eve has been working on the “Ultimate Sex Toy” concept and design. Engineers, puppeteers, animators, anthropologists, philosophers, and even psychics have been consulted for help with the design of a sex toy so great, it is sure to win the hearts, minds, and most importantly, genitals, of consumers everywhere. This “Ultimate Sex Toy” design is still in the development phase, but it has been slated to go into production in the fall of 2009, ready to please the masses.

The tagline for the new sex toy, “Stick It In a Hole,” stems from the multitude of uses available in the sex toy. This single toy will include the functions of a male masturbator, dildo, MP3 player, pheromone enhancement, automatic lube applicator, and cigarette lighter. At adamandeve.com/ultimatesextoy, web users can see a three-dimensional diagram and description of the concept and design of the new sex toy.

“Adam & Eve will guarantee everyone’s pleasure with this sex toy, due to the incredible features on it,” says an Adam & Eve spokesperson. “The design team had its work cut out for them with the combination of a contained lube with a flaming lighter. We want to save users the hassle of constant manual lube application, but too much lube will douse the flame on the lighter. You can see our dilemma.”

For more information on the concept and design of the Adam & Eve Ultimate Sex Toy visit: adameve.com/ultimatesextoy.

1.  They don’t go shopping

2.  They always want sex

3.  A stroker won’t get mad if you use another stroker

4.  A masturbator will give you anal sex whenever you want it

5.  They’re cheaper than a trip to the movies for two

6.  You don’t have to buy a masturbator gifts

7.  With a love doll as your passenger, you can use the carpool lane

8.  A stroker won’t get mad if you want to watch porn during sex

9.  You don’t have to cuddle with a masturbator when you’re done

10.  Realistic masturbators are the closest you’re ever going to get to sex with a porn star