September 25th, 2009
I’ll Bench Press You With My Penis

Guys are competitive – especially when it comes to the gym.  If you’ve ever been to one then you know what I’m talking about.  Trying to see who can bench press the most, who can do the most push-ups – it’s all about friendly competition.  And it doesn’t stop there — guys are also genetically coded to argue over who has the biggest package.  Sure, some of us are growers and not showers, but what guy wouldn’t want to have a bigger penis?  If you want to get bigger muscles, you have to lift weights, right?  And how about making the Love Muscle bigger?  Some people are calling him crazy, but I say that this guy was onto something.  Unfortunately, sticking your penis through the hole of a weight plate might not be the best way to do it, but I think he’s got the spirit.  Wouldn’t it be great if you could lift a hundred pounds with your penis?  One-handed push-ups are a great display of upper body strength, but what about no-handed push-ups?  How much weight could the penis support, and what is the best way to train the Love Muscle?  Scientists of the world, we demand answers!

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This entry was posted on Friday, September 25th, 2009 at 10:38 am by Dick Dangle, and is filed under Strange Thoughts and Ideas.
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