Adam & Eve's Broken Headboards

It’s true. I got to listening to Jamie Foxx’s “Blame It” and I really thought it was about anal sex the first time I heard it. So I wrote a song. And I wanted to get some of the other employees here to make a video for it, and it would have been awesome. Pimps. Hoes. A conference room with a big ass party. Chalices full of crunk juice. Phil Harvey would have been a baller. It would have been awesome.

Anyway there was something about funding so it never happened, but I did write the song “Blame It on the Anal Sex.” I hope I did Jamie Foxx & Lil Wayne proud. (and Weird Al Yankovic, if he were pervy

Blame It On the Anal Sex (In the Style of, Blame It On the Alcohol by Jamie Foxx)

Want in her caboose? Need to get her loose.
Want it in her bum? Need to give her some.
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.

She said she usually don’t, but I need to make her want
To put my dick inside her but she ain’t having none of this jeezy
I ain’t saying what you wanna do, but you know we probably gonna do
What you’ve been feelin deep insi-i-i-de, girl let me in now
Girl what you thinking, go on let it sink in
Just for my birthday, thinking, we can see how it goes baby, just this one time
Need it in your butt baby I adore it
Lickin on your front (front), feelin on your butt – what?
you gonna let me in now?
I was unaware how fine you was til I was in your behind (your behind)

Want in her caboose? Need her feeling loose.
Want it in her bum? Need to give her some.
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.
Lovin on her can, man, want it in her booty
Blame it on a skin flick, a sexy porno movie
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.

Ohh see, she spread her legs for me
And now I’m knowin she ready,
She put her body on me and I’m gonna stick it right between her cheeks
Girl you know what I’m gonna do
Slowly I’m gonna enter you
Feel me stretch your ass from behi-i-i-nd when I get insi-i-i-de.
Girl what you thinking? Go on let it sink in
Just for my birthday, thinking, we can see how it goes baby just this one time
Need it in your butt baby I adore it
Lickin on your front (front), feeling on your butt – what?
You gonna let me in now? I was unaware how fine you was til I was in your behind (your behind)

Want in her caboose? Need her feeling loose.
Want it in her bum? Need to give her some.
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.
Lovin on her can, man, want it in her booty
Blame it on a skin flick, sexy porno movie
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.

Eh, No Pain!
Girl you know it feels good
Wanna take a look?
Just a little more, you open up like a book
I ain’t tripping (cause I’mma read ya)
Shawty I ain’t trippin (I just wanna please ya)
You never want me to go
Up into your poo hole
It’s going down we can both just let ourselves go
You know what I mean
I was in her trunk, thought it all was a dream
Til I heard her say aye, aye aye
Now she got her hands on her ass, spread cheeks all way out wide (all way out wide)
All way out wide (all way out wide)
She look me dead in the eye, eye eye
So I went on movin, in and out I sped up my grooving
Had her comin like her boyfriend never coulda
Want in her caboose? Need her feeling loose.
Want it in her bum? Need to give her some.

Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.
Lovin on her can, man, want it in her booty
Blame it on a skin flick, sexy porno movie
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.

Now to the ballas wantin booty like a lady in a movie,
Screamin pussy ain’t the thing and if you wanna get down in her thighs,
Ya’ll better get wise.
And to my independent ladies who never touched their anus,
don’t knock it til you tried it cause you know you might like it
I don’t lie (lie), anal sex feels nice (nice)

Want in her caboose? Need her feeling loose.
Want it in her bum? Need to give her some.
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.
Lovin on her can, man, want it in her booty
Blame it on a skin flick, sexy porno movie
Blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex, blame it on the a-a-a-anal sex.

This entry was posted on Friday, October 23rd, 2009 at 11:46 pm by Allison, and is filed under Strange Thoughts and Ideas.
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Tags: Anal Sex, Blame It, Jamie Foxx, Lil Wayne, Phil Harvey, Weird Al Yankovic