Adam & Eve's Broken Headboards

April 1st, 2009

April 1, 2009 – Adam & Eve (www.adamandeve.com/news), gets in the April Fool’s Day spirit by releasing top-secret and highly classified information regarding their latest invention, and what they call, “The Ultimate Sex Toy.”

Over the last year, Adam & Eve has been working on the “Ultimate Sex Toy” concept and design. Engineers, puppeteers, animators, anthropologists, philosophers, and even psychics have been consulted for help with the design of a sex toy so great, it is sure to win the hearts, minds, and most importantly, genitals, of consumers everywhere. This “Ultimate Sex Toy” design is still in the development phase, but it has been slated to go into production in the fall of 2009, ready to please the masses.

The tagline for the new sex toy, “Stick It In a Hole,” stems from the multitude of uses available in the sex toy. This single toy will include the functions of a male masturbator, dildo, MP3 player, pheromone enhancement, automatic lube applicator, and cigarette lighter. At adamandeve.com/ultimatesextoy, web users can see a three-dimensional diagram and description of the concept and design of the new sex toy.

“Adam & Eve will guarantee everyone’s pleasure with this sex toy, due to the incredible features on it,” says an Adam & Eve spokesperson. “The design team had its work cut out for them with the combination of a contained lube with a flaming lighter. We want to save users the hassle of constant manual lube application, but too much lube will douse the flame on the lighter. You can see our dilemma.”

For more information on the concept and design of the Adam & Eve Ultimate Sex Toy visit: adameve.com/ultimatesextoy.

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 at 9:07 am by Lilith, and is filed under Strange Thoughts and Ideas.
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