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Our lovely friends Dan & Jennifer play with a few of our male masturbators. Don’t use your hand again, let Dan and Jennifer help you make an informed decision on what to put your dick in.
posted by Lilith
I recently purchased a set of the “I Put A Spell On You” boyshorts for 2 reasons:
1.The first time I saw these in a new product meeting, I misread the title and thought it said “I Put A Spell On Your Boyshorts”. I had a mental image of a witch casting spells on someone’s underwear. Laughter ensued.
2. I’m a huge nerd and I wanted to have a beaker on my ass.
As far as underwear go, they aren’t bad. The microfiber material is super stretchy. I wish each one was different, instead of the same pattern in 4 colors, but alas, I knew what I was getting myself into.
posted by Lilith
The 8th Day – A Review by Lilith and Allison pt 1
It’s always awkward to watch porn with a friend, especially your heterosexual coworker, but whatever, college frat boys can do it, so Lilith & I can do it too. 
I’d noticed that there was a big lack of explanation about this movie, so I thought it’d be best to get someone to watch the thing and explain to you guys why, in fact, this is the most awesome Adam & Eve Pictures DVD this year. (Also, it’s gonna be available on Blu Ray in September, so watch out for that)
posted by Allison
Sparkle Teddy
looks great on, i hv a “mommy tummy” and it covers that but accents all the sexy parts!! only thing is we found so many sparkles in the bed the next morning, they come off pretty easily
ok peep this i got this for my wife that it was huge from all the comments, heard horse, pepsi can etc. so i thought , cooool im gonna get this, explained to the wifey how big it was in dimension and her comment was oh sounds like you honey..im humble and with comments here, i thought no its not like me and guess what…its exactly like me lol…which is pretty cool since this is cheaper then clone-a-willy. so tonight im going to use it on her while getting oral…plan on filming it and it such be fun,,,will update after that chhers
Vibrating BoyShorts
I boogh this for my wife to use whenever. She loves to wear these while she is hanging around the house. The only downfall is that they have one speed and no other way to turn it on/off other than to stick your and down your pants or up your skirt. which when your in public is a little weird. Other than that, it works great for her.
I bought this and saved it for a rainy day. When that day came a few weeks ago I could have kicked myself in the vulva for not trying it sooner.
posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Admin
Ace of Spades Gumdrop Butt Plug
Ace of Spades Butt Plug
I admit to thinking I’d be able to take this when buying….but it really IS that big. it’s bigger than a lightbulb, bigger than most pillar candles around…it’s BIG. It’s now used for decoration in a student house with a scared face on it.
Initially, this item does a great job. However, my junk ripped this to shreds in about 5 uses. And I am an old white guy, only average size and hardness.
We just love it. very powerful. we nicknamed it “thor’s hammer”
16 Function Super Rabbit Vibrator
I got one for my girlfriend for her birthday and she loves it,7 orgasms in 15 minutes. now I get frozen popcicle blowjobs whenever she uses it!
These were interesting. They were a little to loud to where in public, which is fine. I where them while cleaning the house, and my house is always clean now!
Booty Camp Camisole
Tried ordering something ‘family friendly’, however this one is another see-thru item. Could not tell this by the photo, would not have ordered otherwise.
posted by Your Friendly Neighborhood Admin
Put the ourfit on and had some of the best sex ever lol….hubby loves it and even though it was a little confusing on how to put it on it was worth every cent. hubby changed his myspace mood from horny to satisfied lol
Satin Seduction Teddy
My wife looked so hot in this that I just lost control right there once I saw it on her. The quality and strength of the material was great too because I did not damage it as I tore it off of her half way through the night…
love how it turns inside out to clean- a great toy for car trips, as it is containing…
by Kat
put down the vibrator, Kat. Put down the vibrator, Kat. You need to take care of other things. This is just too good for words.
Emperor Vibrating Dildo
This thing is too big and the vibration is like a light breeze blowing in redwood forest. The veins are too bumpy and the actual material of the product is not supple. Overall, too much money for a lousy product.
This might work great for a turtle’s penis.
posted by Master Bates
Deluxe Rotating Wallbangers Rabbit Vibrator
By Horney Ole Granny
This is my first vibe ever. Would recommend it to anyone thinking of getting one. Those ears,WOW. Most satisfaction I’ve had in years. Who needs the real thing when you have this. I just hope my kids find a little humor in finding it when they clean out my house when I am gone.
Jenna's Double Play Vibrator
Vibration is an absolute joke. I could honestly get a better vibration from my cell phone. Am terribly dissapointed in this item and would return it if it were possible. Would not suggest this to anyone….ever!!! Find something else…anything else!!!
WHen I seen this item I knew I had to get. Then when it got here I was like, great this s*** is tiny, but when I used it I was like BOY this is large.
I put the dvd around bed time and went and watch TV in the family room. I let my wife go to bed 1st… well, about 20 minutes later she attacked and it was awesome. She turn it back on when I was getting up for work… Needless to say, I was late for work…
Partners Pleasure Rings
This is a must have in your toy box. Works great, very versatile. Pleasurable for my wife and I. A very quiet vibration….the kids will never know whats going on.
This is the best little toy ever made! It is a must have for anyone who likes sex. It really hits the “SPOT”! Buy it, you will be soooooo glad you did!!!
Named it MAX…cause it really lives up to the name…lol
Lucid Dream 14 G Spot Vibrator
Tried this out once or twice didnt quite do the job via missionary masturbation…However I tried it from the rear (me in doggie style position) and OH BOY!!!!! I came like never before twice…and soaked my carpet!
posted by Master Bates
This chair is awesome… my friend ordered it for me, it is a little hard at first, but nice and big. The vibes are awesome. The chair is a little sticky at first (being that plastic material) but after you get it wet, so good for sliding and just going back and forth. I used this a few times now and it is a workout. You will be sweating like a beast when u are done. Such a workout. And my legs were so soar the next few days. It is a great change from just a plain old dildo. I used it online for my marine over seas and he luved watching it.
Tickle His Pickle Oral Sex Tips
We used it together, husband likes to pick out what he wants, almost like a menu. We have been together for 20 years, and this just breathed some new life into our lives. Thank you.
WOW!!! Thats the reaction my husband and myself both got when we used the Prolong Ring. We did notice that if you put it on during forplay instead of after he was erect, it went on easier and stayed on. Remember as with any “toy”, lube does make things slippery and maybe come off, so if using lube then we recommend putting on before erect and before adding lube! My husband staqyed harder longer and would recommend this Prolong Ring to everyone to try!!! The name of the product says it all… GREAT ITEM!!!! Try before you judfge this item…. Its like that ice cream song: SCRUMPDILLYISHOUS!!!!!!!
these tasted soooo bad. my dog wouldnt even eat it n she eats everything shes not suppose to!
Senso Pak of Cock Rings
These might have been great except for the fact that I could not fit them on my penis.. I had to wrestle it over the tip, then I damn near had to cut it to get it off… not good if you have a thick penis….
posted by Master Bates
Pearl White G Spot Vibrator
This is a great g-spot vibe. After only a few minutes of stimulation from the vibe and my husband licking my butt I squirted ALL over our new couch!! I also lost control of ALL bodily function making a complete mess! One interesting note. My hubby likes it too for prostate massage. When he has orgasm, he also gets weak kneed and loses control of bodily function. This makes a real mess. Is this common? Now he and I douche beforehand. This is one AMAZING product!!
Erection Maker Pleasure Cock Ring
This thing was more like a torture device than a pleasureable sex toy.After I eventually got it on,it felt like I just placed my penis in hot coals of a camp fire.
I love this little thing so much, I am using it as i type this! The way it massages the prostate is awesome. I definitely suggest this for any guy who enjoys the pleasure of a prostate massage, alone or during intercourse.
my wifes breasts are like brees…so we had fun watching it together…
Hot Seat Vibrator Sex Toy
I bought one and it came in the mail while i was at work and when i got home my husbands harley was in the drive way so i knew he was home when i walked in the door i could not find till i walked in the bedroom and he was riding the hell out of the hot seat i asked if i could try and he said get your own and i didnt even know he liked anal sex he says it is a great item could have bigger vibe
i guess you could say the game was fun…. we laughed more than being all serious and turned on. i bought it for a surprise on our 2nd anniversary in jamaica, we ended up having better things to do, if you know what i mean.
posted by Master Bates
Triple Luxe Vibrator
In one word AWESOME. This toy is the best. Love everything about it. I can wear it and no one knows. I like to put it in while my hubby is driving. Drives him crazy.
it does what it claims. it does take alittle work to get the results. i found that pumping it up or out as it is.for awhile then releasing the vacuum for alittle bit then pumping it again mas more comfortable.after awhile could pump all it would. added alot of girth and some lenght. i trimed the small part of the innertube back some it works just as well and is easier to remove. i sent a pic of the results to an old girlfreind and she cheated on her boyfreind for a ride…nuff said…
Hearts Squirmy Vibrator
My boyfriend and I both call this toy “a useless hunk of silicone.” The shaft may as well not even move. I was more than disappointed in that. Furthermore, the vibrating part does not provide any stimulation for me at all. The material collects EVERYTHING!! I cannot even dry it off with a towel because towel lint sticks to it. It is constantly covered in cat hair. Also, though it is not advertised on the website, the packaging says that the toy is “virtually silent,” but it is SO LOUD that my roommate knocked on my door while I was using it, wondering what the noise was. I was beyond mortified. Overall, this thing is a complete waste of money. DO NOT BUY IT! You WILL be disappointed.
Eve’s Slim Pink Pleaser Vibrator
This vibrator worked wonders for me. I have been married for 2 years and had not EVER had an orgasm until I got this vibrator!!! I am so excited, and my sex life with my husband has skyrocketed!! Thanks adameve.com.
2 years? I’m surprised she hasn’t called the divorced lawyer before now.
posted by Master Bates
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