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Recently in an employee sale, I managed to procure a Liberator Wedge to go with my Liberator Ramp. Now, you might be looking at these devices and thinking, “that’s a sex toy?” and I agree…what weird objects they are, why are they sex toys? How on earth do you use them?

Have no fear, Sex Toy Girl is here!

So, if you haven’t, check out the Liberator’s Sex Position of the Week – it’s a handy guide that will explain why each new move is good to try. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Now, I’ll explain what I learned. First of all, I’ve owned the Liberator Ramp for a few months now. It’s big and bulky and I don’t know exactly how to store it, so it just sits in the corner. When people come over they glance at it oddly but disregard it for the most part. It’s really not a first-date sex toy. Some people I know use the Liberator Ramp as an alternate to Doggy Steps. It’s kind of the perfect height to put against a couch and let your dog run up it so it doesn’t have to jump on the couch. Now, however, do remember, this is a sex toy and most likely your skin is going to make contact with it again. That’s the main reason why my ramp remains in the cover, in the corner.

I originally got the Liberator Ramp in order to use with my future significant other – you know, whenever he happens to come into my world – so it hasn’t gotten much use…yet. I have a bad back and the Ramp is supposedly great for letting me do those wonderful positions (like feet above head) that I can’t do, because in a nutshell, I don’t bend that way. Or if you really like doggy style but find your back hurts or you can’t keep yourself up, the Wedge or the Ramp are great for putting under your stomach. It’s better than a pillow simply because it doesn’t go flat. So you see, it’s a great sexual aide, and is maybe a better term than sex toy, but whatever. In the end it’s all about sex, I don’t really care what you call it.

If you take Yoga or Pilates, the best analogy I can give you is that the Liberator acts sort of like the blocks do. It’s there to provide stability so that you can relax and enjoy the workout. Yes, sex is a workout. So instead of tensing up your back muscles in order to hold that doggy pose, relax, and fall into the Liberator while you get stuck from behind.

So like I said earlier, I recently got a Liberator Wedge. It’s the same thing as the ramp, but smaller, thus the name – Wedge. According to Liberator I can use them together or separately. When I opened the box I discovered the toy comes with a quick play-by-play guide, which is super helpful. Basically, read Liberator.com for a detailed explanation on how to use the toy correctly. I’m about to tell you how I use the toy to make me happy

I put the Liberator Wedge  in bed, under the covers, in order to prop my legs up. I angled the wedge so the highest part was under my knees, and my feet laid on the “ramp” part. If you know anything about lower back injuries, this position, with the knees up, takes a lot of pressure off of your lower back so your muscles can relax. All in all, the Wedge was perfect. I went to sleep, and I do shift and toss & turn, but more or less the ramp didn’t really get to be that much in the way. It was pretty comfortable as my sleeping buddy. Kinda like a dog, but not as hot or smelly.

So there you go, the Liberator Wedge is like a dog. Enjoy!

And btw, the Liberator products have been on our site for a real long time. I’m looking at the item numbers, and those are from our original set of numbers, back when the catalog was first invented! So, even if you don’t trust us, you can trust the fact that other customers are buying this regularly enough that we keep it on the site!

Liberator Wedge & Ramp

This entry was posted on Monday, December 14th, 2009 at 4:39 pm by Allison, and is filed under Adam & Eve, Strange Thoughts and Ideas.
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