Okay, well it’s not like I really mean that. I mean more – ORAL SEX IS SO DAMN GOOD – it’s really a bad idea to get used to something that simulates it. In my opinion, there is nothing that simulates eating pussy. NOTHING. The feeling of a cool mouth on your hot pussy. A wet mouth sucking at your clit; maybe even a few fingers rubbing at your g-spot – THERE IS NOTHING (in my opinion) THAT CAN SIMULATE THAT.
It took us 27 days to shoot, edit and press the DVDs for the most ultimate, most awesome, most ridiculous XXX spoof out there! Forget Jersey Shore – the funniest, sexiest action is all on the West Coast!
So here you go, a fictional tale – mostly based off the brains of those directly involved in the making of the movie and somewhat based on the facts presented to us by various news organizations – we give you: the story of a professional golfer with a beautiful wife that likes to screw around on her. I’m not gonna try and remind you of what the movie is about, you should know already.
Before signing an exclusive contract with Adam & Eve, Alexis Ford only did girl-girl scenes. After much anticipation, her first boy-girl scene has arrived! Tommy Gunn was the lucky fellow who got to deflower Alexis.
Alexis Ford
It’s 2010! You know what that means? AVN Awards!
The 8th Day won tons of awards this year at the AVN Awards, including Best Video Feature, Best All-Girl Three-Way Sex Scene, Best DVD Extras, Best Editing, Best Makeup, Best Online Marketing Campaign – Individual Project, Best Packaging Innovation, Best Special Effects, and Best Videography! If you haven’t seen it yet, you need to. Now. Go.
Going to be in Vegas for the 2010 AVN Awards (or the CES Conference or any other reason)? Lucky. I’m sure if you’re a fan of Bree Olson, Alexis Ford, Teagan Presley or any of our other lovely ladies, you’ll want to know the official schedule for when their signing at the Adam & Eve Booth.
You can also follow AdamEvePictures on Twitter for this schedule too. When the girls are scheduled to be at the booth, AdamEvePictures will tweet it for you. It’s like an automatic porn reminder! If you want live updates of what’s going on, check on MAC, our Executive Producer’s Twitter feed. She’ll be sending out exclusive pictures and commentary about what’s going on!
Ah, Vegas, the sweet life.
Let’s have a Global Orgasm for Peace!
It’s International Orgasm Day! It’s also Winter Solstice! YAY! Celebrations are in order! What better way is there to celebrate than to have a great orgasm?
posted by LilithThere’s a great one in the Surrender of O. Plus you get some really good sex with Bree Olson and a bunch of different guys.
If you like your sex on the kinkier side, this is the adult movie for you. Nina Hartley (the Mistress of everything kink) does some demonstrating with Bree on how to be the perfect submissive. Nicole Sheriden is there to help out too. At one point they’ve got Bree hanging upside down and eating Nicole’s pussy, all dressed in latex outfits that were specially designed for the movie.
Not only is Adam & Eve Pictures going to make one of the best spoofs of all time (“Tiger’s Wood”) but we’re also making a XXX movie based on all of our fans’ suggestions! Remember when we were bugging you to answer our 6 week survey about the movie? Well, we’ve got that information and we’re moving into production, but we don’t know what to call it!
Recently in an employee sale, I managed to procure a Liberator Wedge to go with my Liberator Ramp. Now, you might be looking at these devices and thinking, “that’s a sex toy?” and I agree…what weird objects they are, why are they sex toys? How on earth do you use them?
Have no fear, Sex Toy Girl is here!
Well, it’s become official – Adam & Eve is making the official Tiger Woods’ sex spoof. Next we’ll hear Weird Al is making the official song for the soundtrack. I wonder if it’ll be a remake of the Prodigy wonder – “Smack My Bitch Up?”
Everyone in the office (well, maybe not everyone, but a lot of people) are getting excited about this movie. Our executive producer was thrilled when they came up with the title. I have already heard we’ve got a script (btw – that’s a threesome starting to happen, not a twosome!) in house waiting for approval. Kayden Kross is so excited by Adam & Eve Pictures’s new movie, she hyped it on the Howard Stern show this morning. And Tyler Knight is so excited because…well, I haven’t seen much from him, but I’m sure he’s excited too.
Now that eOnline.com has picked up the story I feel like we’ve gone mainstream! Soon we’ll hear about it on Fox News because they’ll run out of every other aspect to talk about it. Eventually it’ll get to Anderson Cooper who’ll dissect the movie based on a lack of information. Finally we’ll see sex spoofs on Saturday Night Live where we’ll see Buckwheat (as Tiger) and Bree Olson (cause she’s hosting) reenacting the movie! Or maybe not.
Either way, I hope you all are getting excited to see this movie! And thank you Tiger for not keeping it in your pants. We all sure do appreciate it!
Catch Kayden Kross & Tyler Knight in the 8th Day XXX Movie!
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