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Welcome to Broken Headboards! We're the unofficial blog of the most awesomest sex toy company – Adam & Eve. We know what you're thinking: "That must be a tough job" and trust us, you have no idea. We get paid to sit around and think about sex ALL DAY LONG. But if somebody has to bear the burden, it might as well be us. We aim to bring you all the sex talk, advice, news, and humor that you can handle, so lock up the dog, unplug the phone, and enjoy. Oh, you ARE over 18, right?
March 9th, 2010

So last year we put out this sex survey to every American that had Internet access and wanted to answer. This week our “Sex Survey Department” released the news about how much times Americans like to devote to sex. So if you were curious, almost 30% of Americans surveyed like to spend 30 minutes having sex. And, no, we didn’t ask if these respondents are having sex with or without toys, but I presume the use of novelties extends (or in some cases – subtracts) from the total sexing time.

But interestingly enough, the majority of respondents only like to have the sex once or twice a week. Weird, no? I mean, when I have no money, I like to do things that are free. And sex, for the most part, is free. The only real requirement is condoms (if you aren’t in a committed relationship and you don’t want to get STDs or pregnant) but you may want to splurge on a $10 bottle of sex lube. I figure you get 30 uses out of one bottle, so $10 a month ain’t bad for sex.

And also, no, I don’t know if that includes foreplay time. I imagine we were just asking about actual sexual interaction time.

Adam & Eve Sex Survey - How Long Does The Average Lovemaking Session Last?

Well here’s the official press release about the survey. And make sure you check out the website now, there are some rocking specials going on to make buying sex toys more fun!

posted by Allison
March 4th, 2010

During the last two weeks, Bree Olson has been signing and filming in California! (Specifically, she is filming the new “A Team” XXX parody from Adam & Eve Pictures!)

She loves her work of course, but it’s hard to be away from her kitty Dr. Sniffles and her home state of Indiana! That’s one crazy commute! I don’t envy that!

Bree on the phone with a faraway friend. Maybe it's Dr. Sniffles!

When in LA, Bree gets very lonely! You would think she would be partying and screwing all the time, but even party girls get homesick.

This pic was sent from her hotel room, where she was bored to tears one night! Can anyone help entertain and console poor Bree?

posted by sasha
March 3rd, 2010

Have you ever wondered how many calories you burn during sex?  I know I have.  Well, here’s a site that tells you.

Pornstar Workout 2 at Adam & Eve.

Yes, I’m fairly sure their data is not in any way scientific, but it’s entertaining none the less.  It does bring to light many important notes about sex, including the fact that inserting a penis into a vagina is considerably more difficult if either the penis or vagina is not prepared for the event.  It also makes the rather far fetched claim that men can enjoy up to 4 orgasms in one hour.  Enjoy!

posted by Lilith
February 26th, 2010

Everybody loves of a Southern Girl. There’s just something sweet & sultry about that sexy Southern accent…and attitude!

Kimberly Kane in Sunshine Highway

Kimberly Kane in Sunshine Highway

See more of Kimberly Kane in Bree Olson’s debut feature movie with Adam & Eve – Sunshine Highway! Also stars Riley Shy, Celeste Star, Marco Banderas, Alan Stafford, Evan Stone, Jerry.

posted by Allison
February 24th, 2010

Seriously.

And I’m not just upset because all of Adam & Eve’s apps got banned, I’m more upset because Apple is now setting the standard of what our society should be okay with. You should really read CNN’s article.

During a phone interview Phil Schiller, the guy in charge of talking about this stuff, pointed out some new rules about why an app would get banned. Here we go, let’s read together, shall we?

1. No images of women in bikinis (Ice skating tights are not OK either)
2. No images of men in bikinis! (I didn’t ask about Ice Skating tights for men)
3. No skin (he seriously said this) (I asked if a Burqa was OK, and the Apple guy got angry)
4. No silhouettes that indicate that Wobble can be used for wobbling boobs (yes – I am serious, we have to remove the silhouette in this pic)
5. No sexual connotations or innuendo: boobs, babes, booty, sex – all banned
6. Nothing that can be sexually arousing!! (I doubt many people could get aroused with the pic above but those puritanical guys at Apple must get off on pretty mundane things to find Wobble “overtly sexual!”)
7. No apps will be approved that in any way imply sexual content (not sure how Playboy is still in the store, but …)

I’m against any instance where a theoretical minority can rule the majority. Moms/Dads if you don’t want your kids to see explicit content, block their phones! Take some action in your child’s life, make it harder for your kids to see explicit (or violent) content. In the words of George Carlin, “I’d much rather have my kids watch a movie of two people [having sex] than two people killing each other.”

Why is it that this killer app, and that “let’s play with knives” app…oh and this app where the goal is to push things down stairs, all appear in their top 10 best selling apps but jiggly boobs and girls in tights are a no-no?

What are your thoughts? Do you think it’s okay for Apple to continue to allow violent apps to children, but force a ban on all “overtly sexual” content to everybody? Leave it in the comments.

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posted by Allison
February 23rd, 2010

Canada is setting a new world record – for the most amount of condoms passed out during an Olympic Event.

And thank goodness Canada is working diligently on getting over 100k condoms airlifted to Vancouver (according to the Huffington Post). Apparently, they only took 70k condoms to the Olympics in Australia, and promptly ran out. While I think 100k + is a bit extreme for this small village, I truly believe that having more is better in this case.

I know what you’re thinking, how many people are even in the Olympic Village? The answer is 6,850. They are bringing 110,000 condoms to that tiny population. That means, they are giving out roughly 14.6 condoms for every person there. (I suppose this is no time to go into free birth control methods in America or 3rd World Countries, is it?)

I wonder if they come screen printed with each Olympian’s country’s flag on it?

Read the full article at the Huffington Post.

Condoms, Condoms, Condoms!

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posted by Allison
February 19th, 2010

This week we have Kimberly Kane on her knees, licking Ava Rose’s foot. Hot.

Kimberly Kane Porn Star

Kimberly Kane Likes Feet

Get more of the action in Adam & Eve’s lesbian delight – Bree & Kayden. You’ll get more of Kimberly, plus Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Sammi Rhodes, Alektra Blue, Ava Rose, Alexis Love, Celeste Star, and Melanie Scott.

posted by Allison
February 17th, 2010
Bree Olson at Columbus Adam & Eve Store

Bree at Columbus Adam & Eve store. Cute as a button!

Introducing “Bree’s Road Trip”… a section of this blog devoted solely to Bree Olson and her many travels and adventures, and maybe a slice of her home life as well!

Unfortunately her fans aren’t able to get to Bree in all the different places across the country where she appears to sign or dance, but now we’re bringing her to you!! She will be personally sending in blog posts, pics, videos, and stories of the sometimes crazy times on her “Road Trip”!

When not Bree herself, I, Sasha Keaton, will be acting as her liaison to her adoring public!

BREE SIGHTED IN OHIO OVER WEEKEND! Did you get to see her????  Bree signed and danced in Columbus, OH over Valentine’s weekend, making some lucky guys her temporary valentines for sure!

Want to get to know Bree a little better?  Check out her bio!

posted by sasha
February 12th, 2010

It’s Valentine’s Day weekend, and that means all the single people are stuck listening to sappy, romantic song requests on the radio and watching too adorable couples out at restaurants fawning all over each other. Mostly, I try to avoid this weekend. I try to pretend it doesn’t exist, this Sunday is no different than any other Sunday in the year. Except that this Sunday I might get totally wasted in order to forget that it happened. And eat an entire box of chocolates myself.

***No one here or anyone affiliated with Adam & Eve encourages you to solve your problems by abusing controlled substances. If you have serious problems, you should talk to someone. I am only speaking for myself. Got it?

posted by Allison
February 11th, 2010

A friend asked me an odd question today.   Would I rather go without sex or new clothes for 1 year?  For me, the answer was easy.  New Clothes.  Sex is awesome.  How could I go a year without sex?  Sex gives your orgasms, intimacy, fun…… and what do you get out of new clothes besides a smaller account balance?  Sure, wearing a fancy new outfit makes you feel good for an evening, but what’s the point of wearing them if it doesn’t get you laid?  What do you think?  Assume you can still masturbate.

posted by Lilith


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